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[spicy] | By Stuck

Today, I’ve been engaged for 2+ years to a man who asks every day who i’ve spoken to and accuses me of cheating when I talk to people outside of my family. When he’s home, I have to watch him talk on the phone to every person who calls. This is considered our time together. […]

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By MahmoudA

Today, I was asked to translate for a family in Arabic since I’m the only one in my office who speaks Arabic. Turns out the family is actually from Bangladesh. They speak Bengali. When I explained this to my coworker he replied, “But aren’t y’all Middle Easterns related or something?” FML Source link

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Tags: funny, lol 83 points, 11 comments. Source link

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[spicy] | By why am I like this?!

Today, stress makes my ADHD skyrocket. I lost focus while rubbing one out and didn’t realize I forgot to finish while I was doing the dishes. When I went to my room to try to get the job done, I lost focus again and ended up doing laundry. Not exactly the load I had in […]

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By josh9792

Today, after moving in with a friend I’ve known for 9 years, I found out he’s going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML Source link

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By wow

Today, I was called a racist slur because I said I don’t like dogs. Funny how disliking dogs is a “red flag” but racism is OK. Yeah, uh huh. FML Source link

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By Chelsea

Today, I called my new boss by my old boss’s name during a meeting. My new boss said nothing, but just glared at me in silence. Somehow, I think he wasn’t impressed. FML Source link

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By Buy yourself flowers then

Today, my girlfriend posted “Alexa, play ‘Flowers’ by Miley Cyrus” as her Facebook status, all because I didn’t return her 14 missed calls. Apparently, taking an online proctored exam, which required absolute concentration counts as “talking to other women.” FML Source link

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By jetpack girl

Today, after months of grueling hard work, I’d finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML Source link

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By Marco

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML Source link

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It/it

Tags: lghdtv 28440 points, 1538 comments. Source link

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Animals, Cats and Scary: I just want to go to bed

Have you just experienced an FML moment? Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it’ll published in the next 24 hours or so. Source link

2022 nz data

2022 nz data

Tags: coronavirus 21 points, 116 comments. Source link

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By autistic RBF

Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML Source link

Not nice

Not nice

Tags: bad joke, crying, random 630 points, 14 comments. Source link

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[spicy] | By Alexa

Today, I had sex with my landlord. As if that’s not bad enough, my period hit, and I bled everywhere. His place is a total bloodbath and I’m worried that he’s going to ask me to pay for the damage. FML Source link

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By WorriedGF

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 3 years has a ‘Close Friends’ restriction on his Instagram stories. I’m not included in that restriction. Upon asking about it during dinner, he knocked stuff off the table, told me to “stop worrying about petty shit so much,” and stormed out. FML Source link

RIP

RIP

Tags: latest news, valentines day 9183 points, 1367 comments. Source link

Bro, wtf

Bro, wtf

Tags: funny 7867 points, 505 comments. Source link

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By tokenTrans

Today, like many other days, I’m too scared to correct people calling me “ma’am” at work because I live in a small, ignorant town where I’ve already been harassed and threatened for daring to be trans. I’ve already had a friend tell me I look nothing like a chick, so what’s the deal with customers? […]

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By lucy the witch

Today, my son got pulled over for speeding. His excuse? The speed limit signs “aren’t posted often enough,” so he “forgot” what the limit was. I raised this dumbass. FML Source link

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By What dont I have

Today, my ex-boyfriend is moving to my hometown so he can be closer to his new girlfriend, my best friend. To pour lemon juice in the wound, he’d told me just 4 months earlier that he would never move to my hometown, thus ending our long-distance relationship of 2 years. FML Source link

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[spicy] | By too close for comfort

Today, my guy friend told me he wanted to try being with another guy. I told him I’d help him anyway I could. Who knew his “help” was him wanting me (a woman) to help him get hard since he couldn’t get it up for the guy? Guess not letting him grope me or jerk […]

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By jet

Today, I overheard my mom talking about how she would love me if only I didn’t have ADHD. FML Source link

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By Single and pissed

Today, my Syrian-American fiancée is reconsidering the engagement and returned the ring, all because my mother decided last night was the perfect night to get drunk during dinner, and blurt out racist Muslim jokes and phrases. She refuses to apologize or acknowledge that she did anything wrong. FML Source link

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By Niva

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML Source link

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By LonelyInLove

Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML Source link

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By majestic09

Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML Source link

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By earth to lissa

Today, I had an endoscopy and nothing wrong was found. So why have I been vomiting up everything, including water, for the past 10 days? FML Source link

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By Forgotten fiancee

Today, I realized that my fiancé is more invested in getting his lingerie and tattoo-clad friend on the cover of Inked Magazine than help plan our wedding. FML Source link

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By Homeless without superbowl

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML Source […]

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By why me

Today, I started my job at a warehouse. I was the only person in my training group who needed help wrapping a pallet. FML Source link

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By Andreas

Today, I discovered that I could have gotten 2,3% off on the vacuum cleaner bags I bought online two weeks ago. At the time I didn’t know about the discount. FML Source link

Ups

Ups

Tags: funny, lol, savage 4093 points, 428 comments. Source link

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By Stupid bureaucracy

Today, I received the contract for the new job I’m supposed to start in two weeks. It says I need an official document from the public health department, which I have to present on the first day on the job. The first available appointment to get said document is in four weeks. FML Source link

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By Jessica

Today, my boyfriend invited a quiet guy in a suit to “step outside”, all because he thought, wrongly, that he was trying to chat me up. Quiet guy declines, and my boyfriend called him chickenshit. Quiet guy and boyfriend step outside; boyfriend spends the next 5 minutes getting beaten up. I had to take him […]

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Surprise

Tags: Idiots in cars, wtf 10429 points, 278 comments. Source link

Ohio

Ohio

Tags: dark humor 3631 points, 252 comments. Source link

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By Katy

Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she’d vomited. It took everything out of me […]

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By Shell

Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML Source link

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By letthemcomelivewithmeyouselfishtwat!

Today, I confronted my sister for teaching her kids “extreme independence”. It’s really just code for doing the absolute bare minimum required by law to keep them out of foster care so she can spend every waking moment with her new boyfriend. If I cut her out, I’ll never see my nephews again. FML Source […]

Sweet Irony

Sweet Irony

Tags: hogwarts legacy, wired, game journalism 12510 points, 775 comments. Source link

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By Not Jeff Goldblum

Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML Source link

Ancient animals

Ancient animals

Tags: cool guides, random 5622 points, 421 comments. Source link

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By merr

Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML Source link

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[spicy] | By Herman

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, “Not so fast champ, I’m trying to force some farts out.” FML Source link

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By that’s crazy

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. […]

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[spicy] | By ItsAGrower

Today, the device I bought to gradually stretch my penis longer arrived in the mail. I’m too small to get it to stay on. FML Source link

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By Soiled

Today, I lost my balance while peeing. I’ll let your imagination do the rest. In the meantime, I’m going to take a shower and change my clothes. FML Source link

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Big Fan

Tags: random 8436 points, 684 comments. Source link

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By I hate my family

Today, my mom told me to be my sister’s maid of honor at her wedding or I’m out of her will. She says if I don’t go, I’m being selfish, and she wants to see her “baby girls” bonding one last time before she dies. I would gladly go if my sister wasn’t marrying my […]

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By Cherry

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML Source link

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By Tired

Today, I got out of a psych ward. I lied and said I was better, just so I could leave because it was that awful… but the truth is that I’m worse than when I went in. FML Source link

ICYMI January 2023 #26 – Broken Records, Office Pranks, New Avatars, and More!

ICYMI January 2023 #26 – Broken Records, Office Pranks, New Avatars, and More!

Howdy, Imgurians! Welcome to 2023. We’re back with another edition of In Case You Missed It, our monthly retrospective look at the happenings in the Imgur Community. As always, we’ll cover a few community moments you may have missed, updates on bugs you’ve reported, and any new features that may have launched. Let’s get started! […]

Art Crawl 2023 Roundup | The Imgur Blog

Art Crawl 2023 Roundup | The Imgur Blog

The 2023 Art Crawl came to a close on Monday January 30th, and with thousands of entries to consider, our judges had their work cut out for them. Before we crown our creative champions, we want to thank everyone who participated this year. From the lurkers sending upvotes from the shadows to the artists that […]

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Pepsi

Tags: fack, around, wtf 10122 points, 433 comments. Source link

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By BAintShht

Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this […]