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By Doordean

Today, the dean of the university I go to delivered a DoorDash order to me. FML Source link

Love, Embarrassing, Make up and Cute: Not a good look

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By Charlie

Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can’t seem to catch a break. FML Source link

By Creeped Out

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that’s been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would “have been weird”. I don’t know what […]

By Aninta

Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML Source link

By Non traveller

Today, I’m bitterly disappointed in New Zealand Immigration. Two days until our flight to visit my daughter, who I haven’t seen in 10 years, and still no visa after a three month wait since I applied. What a waste of 40 thousand bucks for tickets. FML Source link

By Susie

Today, I’ve spent ages trying to achieve the shade of red hair, getting various similar tattoos, and getting green contacts so I can be the exact replica of the girl my ex-fiancé left me for so I can win him back. He still prefers to be with her. What else am I missing then? FML […]

By Doi

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I go on Instagram to find that the girl I rejected for her just announced her engagement. This girl literally moved mountains for me for years and my selfish ass didn’t wanna go out with her, all because my girlfriend was hotter. I’m a dumbass. FML Source […]

Badass moment

Badass moment

Tags: one punch man, manga, anime 1434 points, 149 comments. Source link

By poop eater

Today, my son drew a picture of me eating. When I demanded to know why he had drawn me eating poop, he starting crying and said, “It was meant to be chocolate!” FML Source link

[spicy] | By Bigfoot73

Today, it’s been twelve years, seven months, and fifteen days since my wife has wanted sex. She was drunk. She no longer drinks. Guess my name is Job now and I have to be patient. FML Source link

By Bloodmybutt

Today, my sister decided to have her baby shower on my birthday. I recently had a miscarriage and she knows this. FML Source link

By OfficeHusband

Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML Source link

Love, Awkward and Dating: Have fun!

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By Changing the locks tomorrow

Today, it’s almost half past midnight. I received a drunken voicemail from my husband saying that he won’t be coming home tonight because he’s too drunk to drive, but don’t worry, he’s staying at “Cindy’s house”, safe and sound. Who’s Cindy? FML Source link

Health, Death and Awkward: Life in vain

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By yikes

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML Source link

By get out!

Today, my brother-in-law introduced my son to Andrew Tate videos. FML Source link

Some tests

Tags: nuclear 12768 points, 691 comments. Source link

[spicy] | By rapunzelsvaghair

Today, I flicked the bean so hard I fainted. I was in the shower and ended up coming to a few seconds later. I’m now too traumatized to use my vibrator. FML Source link

By petev8

Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML Source link

By Busted

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML […]

Works

Tags: funny 5449 points, 289 comments. Source link

By KCS

Today, I discovered I’m allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML Source link

By Clarice

Today, while I was waiting for my train, a drugged out dude found it apropos to tell me women should be eaten like livestock, because they would, “probably be delicious.” I’m a woman. FML Source link

[spicy] | By But i like it rough

Today, I was arguing with my husband and he screamed at me to the point of tears. He asked, “Why are you crying? Last night we had rough sex where I spanked you, threw you around in bed, called you names, and you enjoyed that shit.” FML Source link

ICYMI February 2023 #27 – Imgur’s Birthday, 1k DK Dumps, Mug Monday, and More!

ICYMI February 2023 #27 – Imgur’s Birthday, 1k DK Dumps, Mug Monday, and More!

Welcome back for another edition of In Case You Missed It, our monthly retrospective look into the happenings in the Imgur community. We’ll cover community events, heartwarming stories, unique creations, and updates from the folks here at HQ. Let’s get started! *Imgur 14* In the past fourteen years, Imgur has grown from a simple image […]

By moving out first chance I get!

Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not […]

By what’s going on here?

Today, my husband’s coworker made lunch for him again complete with a “cute” note. I cook every day, but somehow this single woman finds it appropriate to cook and pack lunch for my husband. When I told him it needs to stop, he said I was being too jealous, and she’s just a nice lady. […]

By JustAJokeMan

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a […]

By SHUT UUUUUP

Today, I’ve found that it’s hard to focus on important things when your roommate won’t stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML Source link

Kids, Food and Cooking: Just eat it

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[spicy] | By Whaaaaaaa

Today, my mom had a fit and confessed that my grandfather is also my father. Apparently, I was the product of a rape and she further confessed that she was going to abort me but chose not to, and she regrets her decision. What caused this conversation? Me watching the season 4 of “You” without […]

[spicy] | By Marvin-jones

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I’d only just admitted to her two days ago that I’ve been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML Source link

[spicy] | By NeedToGetLaid

Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML Source link

By Mistaken

Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There’s no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually […]

Burned.

Burned.

Tags: funny, lol 18871 points, 506 comments. Source link

By Not the daddy-o

Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I’m his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML Source link

It should\u2026

It should\u2026

Tags: funny, wtf, meme 10769 points, 348 comments. Source link

[spicy] | By why

Today, I broke my leg. It’s bad enough on its own, but I secretly have a fetish for casts and crutches. I’m constantly turned on and it’s driving me crazy. Six weeks to go. FML Source link

Work, Money and Customers: I just work here

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By FlowerGal88

Today, I found out that the mystery flowers I received from a “Johnny” that caused my boyfriend to dump me on Valentine’s Day was really from him. He concocted this plan to make it look like I was cheating on him with a “Johnny” instead of confessing he was leaving me for someone else. FML […]

By Crazy mom

Today, I’ve been relentlessly refreshing my email. I’m anxious and expecting the results of a competition. It’s my preschooler’s playdough competition results. What has my life become? FML Source link

Home run

Tags: wtf 1466 points, 111 comments. Source link

By going no contact in 3…2..1

Today, my insane mother refused to pick me up from school. Her reason was my “little brother” didn’t feel like going in the car. I got upset and snapped that her dog is not my brother when she tried to ground me. She won’t cook, clean, or take care of her family, all for that […]

By LisaM

Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML Source link

Health, Poopoo peepee and Awkward: Like a dog

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