Combustion vs Electric
Tags: Car, video 2538 points, 463 comments. Source link
Funny
By go away karen!
Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML …
Pelosi sold $3 Million of Google stock 4 weeks ago. Yesterday, the DOJ opened a lawsuit against Google to break up their tech monopoly.
Tags: awesome 11007 points, 725 comments. Source link
Interesting insight in the mind of Russian people being inteviewed by the Dutch news. Sorry for the mediocre translation,
Tags: latest news, russo ukrainian war, russians 1016 points, 254 comments. Source link
The winner of miss universe vs a random McDonald's worker.
Tags: miss universe, women, mcdonalds 22312 points, 1037 comments. Source link
Vulture bees feed on rotting meat instead of nectar and their honey is called meat honey. This is their hive
Tags: wtf, oddly terrifying 3028 points, 302 comments. Source link
By FtHisSHet
Today, my wife faked being kidnapped. She composed a ransom letter and made calls from her phone screaming for help frantically and hanging up. I got the cops involved. Turns out it was all a scam, because she “wanted to see what I’d do” because apparently she “hasn’t been feeling loved” lately. FML Source link
Sometimes Kids Don't Realise How Much Strength An Adult Has !
Tags: wtf, random, meme 10728 points, 497 comments. Source link
26-year-old Brandon Tsay wrestling a gun away from the Monterey Park shooter at a second dance studio minutes after the gunman killed at least 11 people and injured 9 more
Tags: awesome 5731 points, 516 comments. Source link
By Forgotten
Today, I found out my boyfriend went to a “Lovers New Year’s Eve” party. I didn’t go. He told me he had to “work” that night and couldn’t spend time with me. When I confronted him about it, he told me he “forgot” to tell me and it was “a last minute thing.” We’ve been …
By Ignored
Today, I’ve become so used to being ignored, that not only can I recognize the unique physical and verbal tics (or lack thereof) that certain people have when they’re not listening to me, but I can even mutter just about anything under my breath – even in public – completely confident that no one will …
Sometimes a repost is essential to preserve gems
Tags: funny, wtf, sour candy 8545 points, 280 comments. Source link
By Cardy
Today, I had a blind date with someone a friend said would be a “perfect match” with me. Instead, that “perfect match” tried to get me to sign up to their scammy food supplement MLM. FML Source link
He should go buy a lottery ticket
Tags: Close call, WTF, parachuting 10075 points, 457 comments. Source link
[spicy] | By Madashell
Today, the colleague who I’ve been secretly fucking told me she was pregnant. She’d lied about being on birth control. She’s mad at me because I told her to get rid of it and is giving me the silent treatment. You know who else is gonna be mad? My wife. FML Source link
[spicy] | By Paula
Today, my husband threw a tantrum and, in a blind rage, admitted to having an affair with his co-worker. All because the Cowboys are not making it to the SuperBowl. FML Source link
By doggone shame
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. …
By oops
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I’ve never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML Source link
By arimylove1
Today, I’ve never been so lonely nor felt so romantically neglected as when I got married. FML Source link
By NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Today, I was walking to my room. My friend’s dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML Source link
By SoakingWet
Today, my wife of one week changed locks of the house and put my stuff outside. A letter addressed to “Elizabeth” had arrived in the mail. She thinks it’s my “secret side wife” and that I’m cheating. She was actually the previous owner of the house. My wife told me to, “Tell that lie to …
By My hip hurts
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML Source link
By dtmm
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I’d lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when …
NVIDIA just released a new Eye Contact feature that uses AI to make you look into the camera
Tags: wholesome 3737 points, 230 comments. Source link
By leo
Today, my alarm turned itself off, leading to me sleeping in and showing up to work two hours late. Throughout the day, I kept on fumbling my words because my job requires me to speak mostly in my second language rather than my first, and I’m not great at it. On my way home from …
By Christ on a bike
Today, it was only after our third date, a random traffic stop by law enforcement, and a long, insane argument with the officers that I found out that the guy I’ve recently been getting to know is a Sovereign Citizen nutjob. FML Source link
[spicy] | By Carrie
Today, after spending thousands on 4 failed IVF attempts, my husband of 3 years told me he had a drunken one night stand last month with his ex, who he said he hasn’t spoken to in years, is pregnant with his baby. There goes our future together. I thought trust and being honest meant something, …
EasyJet allowed a plane to take off with a backless seat, then asked OP to delete the tweet before word spread
Tags: wtf 16374 points, 703 comments. Source link
De-bloating a steer by removing accumulated gas
Tags: awesome, random 9432 points, 754 comments. Source link
Kids, Relatable and Teenagers: Cool your jets
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By Boundaries
Today, I learned that asking your boss, “Am I gonna get paid extra?” when he asks that you chip in for your co-worker-who-just quit’s duties is not an appropriate response. In fact, I was written up for “insubordination” and “inability to be a team player.” FML Source link
By Keekee
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. …
By someone who is depressed
Today, I’ve found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I’m so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I’ve stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML Source link
Kids, Health, Parents and Paranoia: Have you ever zapped anyone?
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By Middle Age Divorced Dad
Today, my girlfriend has cats that live in my garage because I’m so horribly allergic to them. She went in the garage a while ago with power tools to do something simple. There has been a fair bit of noise and commotion in there. Part of me is happy that my girlfriend is trying to …
By Rachaael
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff …
He can be sweet sometimes
Tags: The office, michael scott, Random 18689 points, 359 comments. Source link
Health, Painful and Football: Just my luck
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By Vanessa
Today, I went to my boss’s office to ask him a question. He basically gave me a cold look and replied, “You just answered your own question.” Due to my pregnancy hormones, it took all the strength I had to not burst into tears right there and then. I went back to my desk and …
By NotLearning
Today, I agreed to help a “friend” again, after only finding out yesterday she’d been lying to me. FML Source link
Damn, i bet their ancestors felt it too
Tags: funny, random, indonesia 13391 points, 668 comments. Source link
Friends, Internet and Technology: I’m going through a tunnel
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Guys literally only want one thing and it's f**king disgusting
Tags: Funny 3877 points, 243 comments. Source link
Barber shaves head in solidarity with cancer patient
Tags: cancer sucks, barber 15857 points, 860 comments. Source link
Music, Annoying and Movies: That’s just under 3 degrees Celsius
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By ICouldntThinkOfaUsername
Today, my husband had heart attack symptoms on the way to his family event. We stopped, called an ambulance, and he was taken off to hospital. I called his family to update them. They still expected us to turn up. FML Source link
By QueenofMean2U
Today, I realized my workplace has incompetent employees who should be fired, while others who made one mistake did get fired. Our boss does nothing about complaints, except tell the offender everything you said. This environment is toxic but it’s a job. Never seen such backstabbing and cliques EVER. FML Source link
Love, Facebook, Social Media and Toys: Follow the lifescript
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By Gerald
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML Source link
By HappyNewYear
Today, a cat ran into the house and got cornered in my room. Animal control wasn’t answering so I did what I could to try to lure it out. It proceeded to chomp down on my finger. Way to start the New Year. FML Source link
[spicy] | By Brittney
Today, I started an electrical fire trying to charge my vibrators. FML Source link
Work, Relatable, Education and Capitalism: Follow your dream
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By KimL
Today, I learned that my ex married the girl he cheated on me with and started a family. I’m still single at 30 years old – Five years after that relationship ended. I still live at home and I’ve gained so much weight from the depression that guys find me repulsive. Glad to know my …
By Joshua
Today, I was called to my principal’s office over one of my Google searches. What was a the horrid thing I’d searched you may ask? “Can you kill someone with an atomic wedgie?” I was talking about a game named ”Bitlife”. FML. Source link
By that desert girl
Today, I’ve been crying on a regular basis because I know one day my dog will die. He’s a completely healthy and happy dog, I just can’t accept how short his life will be and the fact that he’ll probably die before me. FML Source link
By WhoDunIt
Today, I had a job interview for the perfect job. My phone rang in my pocket. I’d forgotten to silence it. The worst part? The ringtone was a guy saying “Pussy!” on a continuous loop. The interviewer chewed me out for being “unprofessional” and kicked me out. I have no idea who set that ringtone. …
