Food – any substance consumed to provide nutritional support for an organism. Food can be hot, and it can be cold; food can also be raw or in the form of a dish that’s prepared in some very complex way to arouse your emotions with its glorious taste and smell. It can also be a frozen pizza thrown into an oven at around 3:00 in the morning. There’s also a different kind of food – food for thought or a matter for laughs. And out of all these options of comestibles, we are picking the latter one to talk about, and it is food puns – a substance for laughs – that we are dedicating this article to.
And how could we not cover this topic when edible matter is such a vital part of our lives! Even if you’ve declared your indifference to the stuff you eat, you still have your favorite dishes, you still spend a good chunk of your day thinking about it, and you still take some time to eat. And if you do care about your meals, then it is a whole different story – not only do you give your most careful thoughts to the subject, but you might also be modeling your entire schedule around when to cook, what to eat, and to always have the time for it. Also, no matter into which category you fall, jokes are always a nice form to express your thoughts, and puns are, by far, the best way to do it. Hence, here are the food puns that we’ve scavenged throughout the internet for and are proudly presenting to you now!
So, just a bit further down, you’ll find a galore of funny food puns – from the ones dedicated to various cheeses to those talking about fruits and veggies. There are also clever wordplays dedicated to separate meals – you’ll find dinner puns, breakfast ones, and, of course, supper. As per usual, we’ve tried our best to cover every subject of the topic, but if we’ve missed something important, add your funny puns in the comments! Also, be sure to vote for the food puns that you giggled at the most, and share this article with your connoisseur friends!
Why do the French eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What happens when you step on a grape?
It lets out a little wine.
Why does yogurt love going to the museum?
Because it’s cultured.
If your man doesn’t appreciate your fresh fruit puns, let that mango!
What do you call a violent breakfast food?
A cereal killer.
What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by the pope?
Why do melons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why can’t you trust tacos?
Because they tend to spill the beans.
Why did bread break up with margarine?
For a butter lover.
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why did the ice-cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face?
To close for comfort food.
Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
What did the hot-dog bun say to the sourdough?
You’re my roll model.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
When it feels crummy.
How did the cheddar profess his love?
“I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.”
What’s an apple’s favorite compliment?
You’re awesome to the core.
What did the cupcake say to the icing?
I’d be muffin without you.
What does a nosey pepper do?
Get jalapeño business.
Did you watch the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?
Where did the lettuce go to grab a drink?
The Salad Bar.
Why can’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous. They’re always raisinet!
What did the waiter say when he dropped a hotdog?
It could always be wurst.
What’s a chicken’s least favorite day of the week?
Did you hear how they caught the great produce bandit? He stopped to take a leek.
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
After all I’ve seen I just hope you will find inner peas.
Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?
Thanks for pudding up with me, I really appreciate it.
Yeah, well, thanks a latte.
Why did the gardener quit?
Because his celery wasn’t high enough.
Hope to see you again so we can ketchup.
*Michael Scott every day*
“That’s what cheese said!”
I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I pulled a mussel.
What did the cocky pickle say?
I’m kind of a big dill.
Leave it, it’s nacho your problem.
You see the thing is, I’m a weirddough.
The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
She believed she could, sushi did!
I can’t stand potato puns. I think they’re pomme de terrible.
Why did the butcher work overtime last week?
To make ends meat.
What do you call a sad cheese?
A Blue cheese.
Have an egg-cellent day!
Don’t worry, they’ll love me, I’m a real funghi!
Not all heroes wear crêpes.
My neighbor texted me, “I just made synonym buns!”
I texted back, “You mean like grammar use to make?” I haven’t heard from her since.
What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig?
A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy!
What does it do before it rains candy?
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
The man has been found guilty for a salt with a deadly weapon.
We make a beautiful pear you and I.
Everybody! Romaine calm!
You are my favorite human bean!
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the banana say to its sick friend?
“How are you peeling?”
What do you say to a sad salad?
Don’t kale my vibe.
Cakes are the best, you butter believe it.
Sometimes it feels like you don’t carrot all…
Please don’t leek my secrets…
Control your tempura please! This kind of beehive-ior will not be tolerated.
You’re simply the zest.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.
What happens when veggies throw a party?
They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Hey, I just meat you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so kale me maybe?
I am convinced you’re the ripe one for me.
Some things are just mint to be.
Life doesn’t get feta than this!
What type of candy is never on time?
What’s a dessert’s favorite pick-up line?
Pie like you berry much.
Did you hear the story about the angry waffle irons?
He just flipped.
What do you call a sad raspberry?
They seem bored, let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
I’m kind of a big dill, you know.
Without a doubt my favorite wrap artists are Wu-Tang Flan members.
Those dark clouds and pouring rain got me feeling a little melon-choly.
My heart beets for you and only you.
In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome!
Time fries when I’m with you.
You’re like Coca-Cola – soda-licious!
I like big bundts and I cannot lie!
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
“Wow, I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.”
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
Always take the path of yeast resistance.
My favorite “Avengers” actor was Robert Brownie Jr.
I believe I doughnot belong here…
This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.
Salami-get this straight, you did what?
All John Lemon wanted to do was make the world a butter place.
I donut understand food puns.
I heard The Carbdashians really love their bread.
The thing that I value the most is friend-chip.
I have so mushroom in my heart.
I can never forgive him because he’s stolen a pizza my heart.
Thank you very matcha for your compliments.
Getting up early in the morning is just the wurst.
Oh my, that pub’s interior is so brew-tiful.
That guy is raisin the roof with his talents.
Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.
Every older generation says that the younger ones should be grapeful and value their thyme.
Olive me loves olive you.
I’m so egg-cited, I could egg-splode!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
Spending a lot of time at the coffee bar can cause a latte problems.
What type of vegetable looks after the elderly?
Okay, okay, let’s cut to the cheese.
The worst nightmare I’ve ever had is when I was berried alive.
Do you remember the song that went “Blurred limes… I know you want it…”.
I love Melon DeGeneres! She’s my favorite wok show host.
What did I do wrong? I’m so corn-fused…
I’m sorry I didn’t go on stage, I’m a little chai.